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Ikaw na slang!

 (While taking a tricycle to my friend's house.)
My friend: “Mama tabi lang po sa may shed!” 
Driver: “Do you mean, sa may ‘waiting shade’?” 
My friend and I: Oo na lang. O_o

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda

 (Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
 (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. 
 (Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep. 
 (Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
 (2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
 (Binaba siya sa gitna)
 Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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Drag me to ****!

You shamed me! I begged you and you shamed me! Soon it will be you hwo comes begging to me!

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Bum Saturday!

Watched “The Lord of the Rings: Trilogy” the whole day. talk about movie marathon. started with “the fellowship of the ring” the moment I woke up, then continued with “two towers” and ended with “the return of the king”. oh yii! MY PRECIOUS! haha. never gets old.

Jan 23rd

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Conan O'Brien leaves the tonight show.

Conan did not end up winning the late-night battle and hosted the “Tonight Show” for the last time. What a dumb move by NBC! you’ll definitely regret leaving Conan when your ratings sag. http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/22/conan.obrien.tonight.show/index.html

Jan 23rd

who won?

mehnameisby: reyanyog: who won between the lakers and cavs game this morning? cavs haha o? panuorin ko na lang replay mamaya. haha

Jan 22nd

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who won?

who won between the lakers and cavs game this morning?

Jan 22nd

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The Killers Concert in Manila, Cancelled!

NOOOOOOOO! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! http://blog.edarevalo.net/the-killers-concert-in-manila-cancelled/

Jan 22nd

My thoughts on this whole Tonight Show battle..

lexiecerezo: I think that Conan O’Brien should remain as the host of The Tonight Show, because Jay Leno is 59, and he’s gonna die sooner than Conan, who’s only 46. Jay Leno has white hair, and Conan doesn’t! Which makes Leno look a lot older! Bahahaha I’m so evil! They’re both funny, but I like Conan more :) I couldn’t agree more. Team Conan! but I hate that old hag letterman more than...

Jan 21st

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